Oh no! Not the soup!

He's only kidding!  He loves soup!  And stir-fry, spaghetti bolognese, ratatouille and anything else you care to offer him. 

These are an ever-popular part of the range. Their labels tend to say:

"Ok, ok! If you'll stop burning my feet I'll tell you everything I know."
or
"Oh no, not the SOUP!'
or
"Why me?"